Bad Wizards

The tabletop genre is full of games that follow the greatest sorcerers of the realms: wizards who can summon meteor swarms, humble adventurers who become world-saving savants within the span of a month, sages who can become hundreds of feet tall and snatch the sun from the sky. But what about the wizards who aren't so lucky? Those whose magical prowess is too niche for easy use, who must face down more common threats such as the British or Octopi, must be a little more creative to do their jobs. 

Bad Wizards is a rules-lite tabletop roleplaying game that caters to these arcanists. It contains tables and rules that allow the creation of many not all-that-useful spells such as Move Fungus or Detect Self-Respect. Only the cleverest of players will find a way to lead such a character to victory.